Amazing Jeckel Brothers [Limited Edition]
ICP lyrics
ICP lyrics
"Dating Game Lyrics"
Last Night's Letter Lyrics
Verse 1) I was sittin' at home Thinkin' to myself I started thinkin' bout you How much I do love you I really do I would never trade you Never forsake you cause nothin' could be better That's why I wrote you this letter I love you always lady (Chorus) Last Night I wrote a short letter And it went this way Dear baby I love you just think
Verse 1) I was sittin' at home Thinkin' to myself I started thinkin' bout you How much I do love you I really do I would never trade you Never forsake you cause nothin' could be better That's why I wrote you this letter I love you always lady (Chorus) Last Night I wrote a short letter And it went this way Dear baby I love you just think
Let's meet contestant number one
He's a scitzophrenic, serial killer clown
Who says, women love his sexy smile
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon
Sharon, what's your question?
Contestant number one,
I believe first impressions last forever
So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house
And have dinner with me and my family
Tell me what you would do to make
That first impression really stick
Let's see, uh, well, I'd have to think about it
I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it
I'd probably just show up naked like I always do
And look your momma in the eye and tell her, FUCK YOU!!!
Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!"
Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!
It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother
Lost Lyrics
Where am I, what was that That made my heart beat so fast I'm somewhere now that I've never been So far from the world I was living in Baby, I'm lost, but I'm not afraid I know you're the one to show me the way Lost in your arms, lost in your love Girl, since I've found you When I'm around you, I'm lost I've come so far, I can't turn back There was no star, there was no night Well, I followed you to this place
I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this
You know for only 13, she got some big tits
After that, your dad will try to jump again
And only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin
After your mom does the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear
Now, let's meet contestant number two
He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak
Who works for the Dark Carnival
He says women call him "stretch nuts"
Sharon, let's hear your question
I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions
A man who expresses himself in his own special way
Number two, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how would you let me know?
First thing, I could never love you
You sound like a richie-bitch, yo, FUCK YOU!!!
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care
By taking all these other motherfuckers out
Get Out Of My Life Woman Lyrics
(Introductory music from Gerry Rafferty song "Her Father Didn't Like Me Anyway") Get out of my life woman, you don't love me no more Get out of my life woman, you don't love me no more Get out of my life woman, you don't love me no more. Get out of my eyes teardrops, I gotta see my way around Get out of my eyes teardrops, I gotta see my way around Get out of my life heartache, I
ta here(Introductory music from Gerry Rafferty song "Her Father Didn't Like Me Anyway") Get out of my life woman, you don't love me no more Get out of my life woman, you don't love me no more Get out of my life woman, you don't love me no more. Get out of my eyes teardrops, I gotta see my way around Get out of my eyes teardrops, I gotta see my way around Get out of my life heartache, I
I'd go through your phone book and whack em all
And find contestant number one and break his fucking jaw (what?!)
Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay
I'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all day
I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist
Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face
I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can
Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!
When we go to the beach and walk through the sand
I throw a little in your face and say, I'm just playin
As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back
And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!
Well it sounds like contestant number two
Is just over-flowing with sensativity, Sharon
It's a tough choice so far
Sharon, let's have your last question and
See which one is going to win the rights to your neden
Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the
same time.
And The Tide Rushes In Lyrics
Ray Thomas) I've been searching for my dream A hundred times today I build them up, you knock them down Like they were made of clay CHORUS Then the tide rushes in And washes my castles away Then I'm really not so sure Which side of the bed I should lay I should lay... You keep looking for someone To tell your troubles to I sit down and lend an ear Yet I hear nothing new CH
Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what wouldRay Thomas) I've been searching for my dream A hundred times today I build them up, you knock them down Like they were made of clay CHORUS Then the tide rushes in And washes my castles away Then I'm really not so sure Which side of the bed I should lay I should lay... You keep looking for someone To tell your troubles to I sit down and lend an ear Yet I hear nothing new CH
your pick up line be? Well, whoever's the smoothest wins!
Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar
And tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are
I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rikki Lake!
Fuck that, you'd be jacking me quick
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick
And then to get your attention in the crowded place
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face
Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that'll get her
Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap
Shit, you don't want contestant number two
He's mad-wack
I walk into a barn and there he was
Standing up on a bucket, eww, trying to fuck it
It was a big fucking smelly, ass farm llama
Damn dawg! how you gonna diss your momma